Round 2 Preview
Last Week 5/9 Season
Total 7/11
I gleefully came to write this preview
knowing that I got at least 8 correct, but thought I’d check to be sure. I was shocked. What was I thinking!? I missed
In light of the many ridiculous decisions
that were made, I have launched a full and independent investigation which will
take a full year and cost you, the reader, an absolute fortune, but thought
this was the kind of level of detail mandated and you’ll all be much happier
with the result. The reason for the high
cost primarily is the background research and soul searching that has to be
undertaken. A private
Carlton vs Hawthorn MCG Thursday Night
What an absolute gift to non-Carlton
supporters. Round 1 and their fans were
already booing them off the ground and it is not the weight of expectation
resting on their shoulders but the fear of failure that now hangs over them
like a spectre of death. Or maybe it’s
that
Hawthorn went on their merry way and dispatched Essendon to go 2-0 and sit with GWS atop the ladder. And it was as if ‘The Wizard’ heard my complaints about his nickname and showed a fair degree of wizardry. But I stand by my call. He is not The Wizard.
I lean in favour of Carlton getting back to
work this week and beating Hawthorn, but it’s a tough call to make given how
poorly they played last week and how well-drilled Hawthorn seem to be. Hawthorn gave
Footscray vs Collingwood MCG Friday
Night
It’s just so easy to pick on the
media. They can’t hold an opinion for
longer than a goldfish’s memory. Last
week, Collingwood were going to be lucky if they win a game ever again. This week they are a lock for the
Premiership. They certainly made minced meat
of Port Adelaide, but it is an easy thing to do when the meat is already tender
and sliced into smaller chunks.
Meanwhile Footscray took a bit of extra time to shake off
This week is the 100-year anniversary of these two teams playing their first match. It’s maybe not one that Footscray would like to remember, losing by 44 points. In fact, we’ll have to wait another 8 years to celebrate the 100th anniversary of Footscray’s first win against the Pies. But still, I looked it up and the appropriate 100th anniversary gift is a 10-carat diamond. I suspect the Pies will be buying that one. But even then, this is where you need to seriously evaluate the worth of your relationship. Depending on Colour, Cut, Clarity a 10 carat diamond could set them back anywhere from $200,000 to $1,800,000. I suspect that your 100th anniversary is the only time a conflict diamond might not be frowned upon!
Still lacking their prime movers though and having to defend three M’s (Mihocek, McStay and Membrey) I think is too big a task for Footscray this week. Collingwood by 27 points.
Essendon vs
It’s a season full of hope for Essendon,
looking to take that next step. They
came up against a hot Hawthorn last week and weren’t able to sustain the rage
for long enough.
Port
Encyclopaedia Britanica describes a succession plan as, “a really shit idea.” I think the only reason Port are doing it is because most of today’s generation don’t know what an encyclopaedia is. They went the way of cassette tapes…some people still own them and swear by their superior quality and they’re probably right. I watched some of the game and the calls to end the succession and the stupidity of the succession started even earlier than I expected. I thought it would come up about 5 – 10 minutes into the post-match but the commentators started calling for an end to it before half time. I feel like it was about getting the exclusive by being the first media person to call for it to end.
But let’s not overlook the fantastic
performance of
“In the year of the great contest, when the sun sinks low and the winds carry whispers of fate, the mighty Tigers shall roar upon the field of battle. With stripes as their banner, they shall rise like a storm, swift and unyielding. The Blues, once proud and steadfast, shall falter beneath the weight of destiny's hand.
By the end, the day shall be theirs, and the echoes of victory will ring in the hearts of those who saw it foretold.”
Or maybe I was just messing around with ChatGPT, I can’t remember.
Anyway,
Saint Kilda vs
Like a few teams last weekend, it must be
dis-heartening when you have 6 months of preparation and then get rolled by 10+
goals. Saint Kilda were on the receiving
end of that with 2x 5-goal bursts in the 1st and 3rd
quarters putting the game out of reach and ensuring a very un-Lyonlike
thrashing.
Speaking of thrashings, West Coast copped a
big one last Sunday. With a combined
deficit of 165 points, it was not a good weekend for WA and their teams seem to
have their own twisted competition going on.
And it doesn’t get any easier for West Coast, who now face current
premiers in
North Melbourne vs
It would have been a disappointing start to
the season for both of these teams. Both
North and the Demons were in their games until the last quarter (or the last
minute in
Fremantle vs
Longmuir entered the season with a lot of hope. So much hope that he dropped his contract and became a regular staff member who can be fired just like the rest of them. Although maybe it’s a clever ploy to remain employed for longer. On contract, if you flash the typing pool at the staff Christmas party, they can very quickly end the contract. As a member of staff there is process. You need a written warning first, probably some employer funded counselling, and they can’t do anything bad until you get to the stage of performance management. The process is so long that the Freo board are likely not to bother. That’s when you can really push it. Give the typing pool a good look.
Sorry, thinking of my youth…The other WA
side, Fremantle, will want to be better than they were last week. That’s a bit of an understatement, but they
were certainly all put on performance management after the trip to
Byes:
Gold Coast, GWS
Bad news for Gold Coast. They are gifted Opening Round to start the year off with a bang, but it gets scrapped and now they have 1 game in 3 weeks and no home games in the first month. I feel like that is against the script.
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