Round 9 Preview
Last Week 8/9 Season Total 52/71
The election has been run and won, called about 20 seconds after the booths closed. That’s great and we don’t have to worry about that for another three years except deal with any fall out. The Libs may need a bit of help getting in touch with the common man if they want a better showing next time. But like footy, there is always a redemption story. What the Libs need is a Ross Lyon type to give them a good public dressing down and then they can come back next time and get the rising star nominee. What a stroke of brilliance. No Pope yet, but I see that Trump has put in an application. I’d say he might be good as he could really show the church how to monetise religion, but I think they’ve got a pretty good handle on that already.
Willie Rioli has been sending out some regrettable text messages. I for one understand the damage that Auto-correct can do sometimes. Or there was that time I texted my wife something but my phone decided to send it to her Dad instead. Geez that was a red-face moment.
Anyway, if you listen to the experts the ladder is both tightening up and the good teams are separating themselves at the same time. A logical paradox in action, so lets see if we can cut through their…whats a nice word for crap?
Fremantle vs Collingwood Perth Stadium Thursday Night
Two contrasting games last week from these two combatants. Freo are coming off a game that was so terrible that Trump himself couldn’t put a positive spin on it. They have been pilloried in the media this week, their toughness questioned, their game plan, their effort, their health and even their voting preferences came under fire (the seat of Fremantle is still in limbo at the time of writing). On the other hand, Collingwood came off a match which has been heralded as the greatest game of the Cenozoic era, but they still lost after Crisp butchered a shot after the siren extinguishing any chance of a fairytale finish to his record breaking streak that, using the same timescale, has lasted for all of the Holocene epoch. So how do you place a meaningful bet on this match? Collingwood would be keen not to drop another, but Freo will definitely come out with renewed vigour and fire in an attempt to consolidate the flat track bully moniker that has been assigned to them. Collingwood are also coming off a 5-day break to get to this game and this is the kind of timeframe that doesn’t sit well with a team whose average age is measured in Era’s. This game will come down to who Collingwood chooses to rest which at this stage looks like a long list. If the mail is right, Collingwood could rest as many games of experience that is equal to the 20 most unexperienced players in Fremantle’s team last week!! Anyway, because of the 5-day break and the resting of all that experience and the butt-kicking that Freo will get…Fremantle by 12 points.
Saint Kilda vs
On the other half of that deplorable match
last week was Saint Kilda. All I saw as
the game descended into a steaming pile of poo was a very smug-looking Ross
Lyon in the coach’s box wallowing in a farcical exercise that was going exactly
to plan.
Old guys are great. I can say that confidently because I’m one of
them. Max Gawn showed us more evidence
on that in a second half clinic last week to extend the West Coast misery and
Hawthorn ground out an uneventful victory over
Essendon vs
As was outlined in my missive last week, I
was fully confident of an Essendon victory.
Gold Coast vs Footscray Marrara (Darwin) Saturday Night
Another one of those teams that my
statistical leviathan was very revealing on was Gold Coast. Their meteoric rise has coincided with
beating the bottom 4 teams. But now they
return to
Port
Speaking of threats, I think it’s time
someone took the phone off Willie Rioli.
Or at least assign him an editor that he submits his digital releases to
for approval first. But now it’s time
for a Showdown. Port got handed their
second 90+ point defeat on the weekend and
If this was at Perth Stadium, I think West
Coast could chalk up their first win.
It’s not though, it’s at the MCG…and Balta can take the monitor
off.
It was a pulsating affair between
North Melbourne vs
Marketing is just crazy sometimes. I don’t get the renaming of a sporting field. Especially one as auspicious as Bellerive Oval. This match will be played at Ninja Stadium, brought to you by SharkNinja Appliances. I’m picturing a boardroom with marketing executives trying to come up with a good name. “Ninja’s are pretty cool.” Says one
“I bet a shark could beat a ninja,” retorts another.
“Why can’t we have both?” says the leader. Applause rings out.
Ok, so in reality it was a merger between
Shark Appliances and Ninja Appliances but I’m sure marketing was involved when
they claimed their frying pans are coated in a substance heated to a
temperature of 16,600C. They didn’t
consult the science department who would have told them that that’s 3 times the
temperature of Sun and well past the boiling point of any of the materials used
in construction. Anyway, as a segue I’m
not expecting this to be a hot contest, but I’ve been to Tassie and most of the
time I’m looking for a source of heat about 3 times that of the Sun to warm my
cockles.
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